Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 12, 2010

Customer service at it’s best!

Good Morning Everyone

Interesting smirking face, Thom!

Reminds me of a name my oldest kid put on his badge when he was in high school, and worked at a Mexican fast food place:

Ivan Awfulitch

hooo hoo

Surprisingly, he was not fired!!!

“Listen, Mister, I’m a very busy supervisor, and I don’t have time to listen to all your problems, I just wanted your name. You Hadinov or not?”

Now I see the face too, MontanaLady!

Verrrrrry Interesting Indeed!

She must work for Despair.com.

too close to the truth to be truly humourous, but chuckle inspiring none-the-less. i’d rate it a 3.5 out of 5.

But the art work is worth even more points.

Your call is improtant to us.

Press 8 for human.

Thanks for the, uh, lowdown on the smirky face.

One noticeable error: That customer service desk looks like it is located somewhere in North America…

Sorry, this is not the 900 number you were trying to reach. Change the last digit to a 3 and when someone answers, ask for Kamana Wannalaya.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Ahhhhh, Yes….I know Ms.or Mr. Disfunctional well.

Grog said, about 5 dialings ago

Your call is important to us.

…which is why we are making you wait at least two hours before anyone is free to help you.

Of course, if it were really important to us, we could hire more operators–but then you wouldn’t have to wait, and you would not be able to be impressed with how important your call is, by our telling you each 30 seconds of those two hours…

Is she Helen Waite?

spooky anime eyes

“Is this the party to whom I am speaking?” (Lily Tomlin)

Another realistic snap shot of life Thom!

Hi, Shika-BOO!