Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 03, 2017

How goes the tribunals, Mr. Indidis? Still trying to win after ten years?

So, do you like your blood scrambled or over easy?

Try making a cake with blood, nasty livery mess!

Remind me to never run out of eggs.

You can substitute horse crap if you want; it just won’t taste very good.

I’d like to call Jesus to the stand.

11th month, 11th day, 1918 the year. ‘a’ for armistise

What kind of morons do Kenyan Law Schools produce? How could he establish “standing”? Why can’t he see the whole trial and death was a fulfillment of prophecy and the only way that HIS “trial” at the Judgment Seat would be satisfied.

Here’s an excellent, 100% blood-free egg substitute: http://aquafaba.com/

How about suing God for putting that tree in the Garden of Eden and thereby deliberately tempting Adam and Eve?

So does that mean Count Dracula eats eggs when he can’t get a victim to suck blood from…?

The egg white and the plasma of blood are composed of albumin.

Okay, kids, whose turn is it to donate for the cake? Mom forgot to buy eggs again…

If you do not have eggs for baking a cake you can substitute apple sauce. No blood needed.

Good luck with that lawsuit. I don’t even think Jesus was an actual person or historical figure, more like a composite mythical character like Paul Bunyon.

Ripley just gave away the secret of the red velvet cake.