Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 05, 2017

An attitude adjustment selfie.

By all means take it out on the deck chair.

If I had a hammer………

Just wait until Barbara gets a load of what he’s done now!

She was sure she hid the tools, but Buddy musta found them at the bottom of the clothes hamper

It’s going to be another trip to the Ballard Appliance and Furniture Emergency Clinic…

Good thing Buddy purchased that Appliance and Furniture Health and Liability policy last time Lester Graves called him with an offer.

Some people get upset with Lester for telemarketing at dinnertime….

…..not Buddy.

He was only upset that the refrigerator was denied coverage due to a pre-existing condition.

But now he’s satisfied….

In 8 months he’s brought several chairs and a small table to the furniture ER, and had a bad thermocouple treated on the water heater…

and in July, the washing machine suddenly needed an emergency valvectomy on a Sunday.

In fact, in addition, he’s bought Life, Health, Auto, Homeowner’s, and Multi-Pet Health insurance from Lester.

And in return, Lester gave Buddy a long ride in his brand new Lamborghini.

Lester won’t be giving Buddy any more free rides.

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X-Tech…. dang!

Time for Lester to think of some other kinds of insurance Buddy doesn’t have yet.

Maybe Buddy needs riders insurance or is that an insurance rider?

Uh, isn’t that the chair that Barbara normally sits in?

When all Buddy has is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail. Well, truthfully, it still looked that way before Barbara hid the tools too — Buddy’s just a wee bit warped. Too bad Barbara didn’t realize this before she married him.

I’ll be crossing the street before going past Buddy’s house for now on.

I’m kinda creeped out about the expression on Buddy’s face.

That chair arm pushed Buddy’s arm off one too many times. I feel your frustration, Buddy.

My neighbor kids when they are old men.

Next time, Buddy will make the other arm match.

so once he sits down, how is he going to feel?

Buddy is drooling…….not good. Not good at all. And I think he is eyeing your chair!

An overcast day on my end of Ballard St. Still a beautiful day though.

I wonder if Buddy will continue his chaise of contentment today.