Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 05, 2017

try walking elsewhere that has no pubs… or football pitches, horse racetracks, anything

That would have been about a mile and a half

or in terms that Andy understands, 12 furlongs

Andy saw a pub and a beer while he was out walking…

Aye well then ye see Flo you weren’t FAR enough out in the country where there’s NOTHING to distract or attract Andy’s attention.

All that walking would make any man thirsty.

Predictable behaviour on Andy’s part.

Maybe Flo could take Andy out into the deep woods somewhere, and leave him there……..

I usually go on walks most of the week. Sometimes it’s a little difficult due to the increasing temperatures in the Summer. ( I get around that by walking in the early morning and early evening when it’s cooler.)

I’m not heard from much these days but, Affie, the crime was not yours. Come back soon.