Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 12, 2017

Who are the MacDonalds? Do they punch cows, to make hamburger?

Careful Rip,, Pregnant women are more unstable than a hat full of Fulminated Mercury.

Whatever happened to R.J.?

Maybe of the Scots-Irish McDonalds perhaps?

Things like this make me glad I’m not Married.

Remember, Rip… You’ve wanted her even before the Katpocolypse. Not that I blame you, she can be really hot when she’s steamed.