Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 28, 2017

I am offended by that statement!

She’s looking pretty hard at her knee.

Don’t you just hate it when people get a leg up on you?

Jazzercise… Is it played to a Jazz session?

Huh Huh Huh…The Laughs On You.

That pale, wan #DF83B0 background that mocks brilliant, beautiful fuchsia offends me.

The Budgit hoist turned out to be the best bang for the buck.

Repetitive images insult my sensibilities. FREE DOGSNIFF

Screw the others.

I can make your comic politically correct for fifty cents.

No Russians will be involved.

Someone needs a safe space. Must be a millennial who saw someone wearing a sombrero.

A knee jerk like that can really get your panties in a bunch!

Head band, head band, head band.

All heads banned.

Is that stretching things too far?

Mom says, if you don’t stop, you’ll be stuck like that forever.

Re: science

This t-shirt says it well.

https://teespring.com/shop/science-because-you-dont-figur#pid=2&cid=2397&sid=front

and this variation:

https://www.spreadshirt.com/science+because+you+cant+pray+that+shit+into+space+t-shirts-A108295785

or this poster:

http://imgur.com/r/atheismrebooted/6Jw6PBJ

Another poster:

When a person says, “After you die, you’ll burn in Hell.”

One can’t help but THINK …

“Before I was born, I was forged inside a Supernova and never felt a thing; How hot can it be?”

We are all from some sun that existed at one time.

I finally figured it out. Today’s figure is either Mark Knopfler or Ian Anderson.

No pain, no lower back strain..

I took the hint. And, sure enough, now I find this highly offensive! I have no idea Why; it just is, because of wariness, I guess. I used to think wariness was useful. Now, it seems to be right up there with being male, white, and ipso facto privileged: privileged to be scorned and reviled.

All I did was read the darned comic strip! I can feel the rap of Sr. Teresa’s ruler on my knuckles even now!