Years ago, my sister-in-law bought a garden gnome and hid it in her garden to surprise her young (3 or 4 years old at the time) granddaughter when she came to visit. When said-granddaughter spotted the little gnome though, it scared the bejeezus out of her and for several years thereafter, even after the petrified elf had been moved to the depths of the garage, she was terrified to walk out to the garden by herself.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
now the kids will feel uneasy having a lawn gnome watch them
LeftCoastKen Premium Member over 7 years ago
Lawn gnome, petrified elf … po-tay-to, po-tah-to
brooklyn51 over 7 years ago
Years ago, my sister-in-law bought a garden gnome and hid it in her garden to surprise her young (3 or 4 years old at the time) granddaughter when she came to visit. When said-granddaughter spotted the little gnome though, it scared the bejeezus out of her and for several years thereafter, even after the petrified elf had been moved to the depths of the garage, she was terrified to walk out to the garden by herself.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Ew!
Lawn gnomes are an evil lot, conspiring to overthrow the Age of Humans. It’s true!
Antdreams over 7 years ago
Little known fact; lawn gnomes come alive at night and watch you sleep.