I was serving my country when Tricky Dick saved me from the coffin. After opening China, I bet they won’t let him monster mash. Now those two Dems before him who killed 58.000, They must be happy with all the fiends in Hell. Oh, excuse me, what were you saying about the man who saved so many kids?
If they have a D or R behind the name, it probably won’t work. As far as I’m concerned, there’s not a lick of difference between them. I see them all as pirates. You have the red pirates and the blue pirates who fight all day to see who gets to steal you blind. Then they go out drinking together after work.
In my OPINION, to which I am entitled, BOTH the Repub and the Dem running for governor here are career criminals. If any of us peasants did one tenth what they’ve done, we’d be in jail for life.
Tricky Dicky saved my keister, too! The year I turned 18, I got my lottery number–#43! While all my friends were getting numbers in the 300s, I pulled a very low one, which meant that the next year I would be stomping thru the jungles of Nam. Fortunately, before my 19th birthday (in January, of all months!), Nixon ended the draft and began winding down our troops there. Yes, it was an inglorious and ignoble way of exiting, but the dying stopped.
Answer me this: A vampire like Count Dracrueller is moving, eating, breathing and metabolizing. The last time I looked, that means he’s alive, not dead. A parasite maybe, but still a live one. So how come nobody admits it?
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Dr. Mel, I love it! I’m looking forward to the rest of this week.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Clearly the donut people celebrate Halloween the “old fashioned” way …
zero almost 14 years ago
@Clark Kent - you got the Booooo part correct
LordDogmore almost 14 years ago
Actually I think Count Dracruller, is just hiding form the Cops.
TechnoScotty almost 14 years ago
Drive a stake through his….oh, wait
Hykke almost 14 years ago
LOL @ TechnoScotty
And so it seems that the donut people fostered the only wampires that can never be vanquised
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
You think Rickard is coffin up any cash for a cryptwriter? The stakes are pretty high in the world of fangtasy.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I was serving my country when Tricky Dick saved me from the coffin. After opening China, I bet they won’t let him monster mash. Now those two Dems before him who killed 58.000, They must be happy with all the fiends in Hell. Oh, excuse me, what were you saying about the man who saved so many kids?
ckham almost 14 years ago
This is so “twist”-ed… I’ll just “glaze” over all the political comments. The pundits can take their “krispy” comments elsewhere.
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
Meanwhile, back on the planet of the doughnut people, it’s easy to spot the victims of Count Dracrueller by the glazed look in their eyes…
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
The only vampire that can’t be vanquished? Au contraire, just dunk him in some of Doctor Toon’s Nuclear Coffee.
phillipmorris almost 14 years ago
@TheDOCTOR….
If they have a D or R behind the name, it probably won’t work. As far as I’m concerned, there’s not a lick of difference between them. I see them all as pirates. You have the red pirates and the blue pirates who fight all day to see who gets to steal you blind. Then they go out drinking together after work.
In my OPINION, to which I am entitled, BOTH the Repub and the Dem running for governor here are career criminals. If any of us peasants did one tenth what they’ve done, we’d be in jail for life.
Possum Pete almost 14 years ago
“A conservative with a spine”? Now that’s funny!
SusanRockit almost 14 years ago
Brewster Rockit was not in the Los Angeles Times this morning. Has it been pulled?
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
Tricky Dicky saved my keister, too! The year I turned 18, I got my lottery number–#43! While all my friends were getting numbers in the 300s, I pulled a very low one, which meant that the next year I would be stomping thru the jungles of Nam. Fortunately, before my 19th birthday (in January, of all months!), Nixon ended the draft and began winding down our troops there. Yes, it was an inglorious and ignoble way of exiting, but the dying stopped.
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
Answer me this: A vampire like Count Dracrueller is moving, eating, breathing and metabolizing. The last time I looked, that means he’s alive, not dead. A parasite maybe, but still a live one. So how come nobody admits it?
AladdinSane almost 14 years ago
I’m having a lot of pun with this strip
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
You’d think that the most terrifying thing on Doughnut World would be a cop’s mouth.
captainedd almost 14 years ago
Only Nixon could go to China…