Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 04, 2017

What do you call a famous person that lives in Britain? A celeBRITy. Yes, I know it’s bad

Maybe in 10 years Nate can join his Dad for a drink in the bar,

as a 13 year old kid i can confirm that goals that teachers make you do are the dumbest thing

Oh gee, my school starts tomorrow too. Anyone else as well?

Except Nate will be tracked for his other deeds.

Happy labor day Mr. Pierce & everyone else! Also nate’s dad shouldn’t drink. that does some bad stuff 2 ur brain.

Set low expectations and never be disappointed. Sounds like a solid plan.

Well, now we know why Nate’s dad hands out rice cakes on Halloween!

Nate could actually be good at school today f he wanted to be good

Its my first day of grade 7 tomorrow. I am nervous. Anyone else?

Casual Nate. Takin’ It Smooth.

Why bother. Nate will be in the same grade next year no matter what he earns on his report card.

Did you know thahow cheez doodles are real, I bought a bag just cause of big nate

As Nate lives in a world where everyone stays the same age and in the same grade perpetually, how he does in school probably won’t affect anything.

Why can’t Nate move on to the next grade already?!

Goals? Where we’re going, we don’t need goals.

As in the pub, or the casino. Why casino. You know, the BAR thingy

If he sets the bar too low he will trip on it.

my school always starts on August 7, 8, or 9. people who’s school starts in September, I am jealous of u :)

hopefully he doesnt get drunk

I thought Nate’s dad was talking about being in jail.