Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 19, 2017
Transcript:
Is this the answer to the mystery? Are the school lunch ladies grabbing the least noticeable kids and turning them into meatloaf surprise? List of Unpopular Kids Joe Crindle Jeremy Fisher Lio Is this the ladies' final revenge on the thoughtless children who for years mocked their little shower caps and giant serving spoons? Feeding them...US?! PRESS Kitchen EMPLOYEES ONLY MORE ON MONDAY
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
Well, now he’s pressed long pork!
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
Liō, it seemeth to me thou knowth too much. It hath been nice knowing thee.
jimmjonzz Premium Member over 7 years ago
Soylent green is pupils!
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Oy! Lio has been abducted by the School Lunch Ladies!
Can this be the end of Lio, ground into meatloaf surprise?
Oh, no!
Surprise me, Tatulli! Save Lio!
ACK! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Looks like Liō may get a bye line.
P51Strega over 7 years ago
Bouf Lio-naise on the lunch menu this week.
pcolli over 7 years ago
They obviously went to the same cookery school as lunch lady Doris in “The Simpsons”.
tcayer over 7 years ago
“Unpopular” and “least noticeable” aren’t necessarily the same!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
If you are not noticed you are not popular.
Carl Kolchak too would confront some scary things in his work.
cosman over 7 years ago
The Lady obviously attended Sweeney Todd Demon Cooking School of Fleet Street.
patlaborvi over 7 years ago
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!! I thought this story line looked familier so I took a closer look at the copywrite date and it’s from 2008. If I remember the story correctly it turns out that the lunch ladies just wanted to do something special for the least popular students in the school so they wouldn’t feel left out.