Pickles by Brian Crane for August 26, 2017

don’t tell me Earl lost his romantic mojo ages ago

Well you put your foot in your mouth that time “Romeo.”

Awww, she could not handle it if he did have it.

Never bluff away from the card table, Maverick.

I don’t know… if my wife said, “Bring it on,” I’d work that one. Usually it’s, “I’m too tired.”

Whatever he did was never right in her eyes.

First thing he has to do is grow his hair really long, like Fabio. Imagine those two hairs on the top of his head being shoulder length. There’s a good look.

I read a lot of murder mysteries – I wonder what that means.

You know, there’s a protocol for that:

“She, inspires He, to make Wheee..!”

Little Nelson would probably say “Yuck! I can’t stand all this mushy stuff!”

xxx

Looking for the strip that has muffin saying conscience that annoying time between naps please help me find that strip

Loss of libido doesn’t mean loss of love.

It just takes me all night, to do what I used to do, all night !