Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 17, 2017

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    Chithing Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Good girl, Breezy. Now they’ll all start asking to borrow money from you.

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    Darwinskeeper  about 7 years ago

    I feel very sorry for any goon who’s tasked with breaking Haywire’s nose. That sort of thing never seems to go well for the goons.

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    tad1  about 7 years ago

    They must be jealous of her.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 7 years ago

    I think Breezie could kick their tushes in the ego, morality and physical departments.

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    Dragoncat  about 7 years ago

    Now, how does that song go, again…?

    She got the gold mine, I got the shaft. They split it all down the middle, and they gave her the better half. Now I know it sounds real funny, but it hurts too much to laugh. She got the gold mine, I got the shaft.

    (Thanks, Ray Stevens!)

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    Dragoncat  about 7 years ago

    They’ll have better luck breaking their own noses.

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