B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 18, 2017

He could’ve gone for the bottle of tequila, then he’d have the best of both worlds.

Oh, boy.

Drinking early in the morning BC? Do you work a midnight shift or something?

Methinks that bird hung around S. E. Hinton too much (if you follow her on Twitter you’ll know what I mean).

Never drink and fly!

I’d prefer a bloody Caesar – or a Heineken.

In the early days of learning to drink, tequila was a favorite… until I saw a worm in a bottle. Never touched it since!

The early bird gets wormed.

This is actually what the seagulls at Jones Beach (NY) do, except they go for the hot dogs.

I got tired of doing stupid things… so I quit drinking

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Back in the day it was beer for me.