Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 29, 2017

He should try reading Gil Thorp if he wants something that’s expectation-proof.

There’s an expression that goes something like have your BM or get off the pot, Jaquan stop dragging this out.

Can this get any more stupid?

Considering P2, he better find the potty first.

P1 Went to Dick’s Sporting Goods to find Tronix gear, Guy said “we are out of stock, stuff has been flying of the shelves as a result of Gil’s strip!” P3 Spoiler alert….new challenge is coaching at Milford High!!!

In all reality , I can’t stop reading the Tweets , what if POTUS sends me one , Heather ? Okay, remember the key to happiness is low expectations , gotta go ,see ya JQ ,bye Heather , thanks.

I think we have found Marty Moon’s radio partner. With Q’s celebrity (and money) I see a podcast and social media presence in the near future. Marty’s tweets would rival Larry King’s (“I never wear short-sleeved shirts”) for entertainment value.

Three more panel until views from scenic Milford Lake. I think I underestimated the power of Quan. Afterall, it takes Quan to know Quan. No heartsies, no apologies.

I don’t know who is a bigger j-off; JQ or Whigham/Rubin for stalling on this dumb story for so long

So the moral of the (interminable) story is, kids, when faced by a challenge, flee in the opposite direction.

He who fights and runs away, will live to bore us with Gil someday

Hey, JQuan! Demand a trade to Detroit. Talk about zero expectations and now you can get free pizza in the locker room at the new Little Caesar’s Arena.

Hey I gotta challenge for you JQ. How about you take up janitorial work, you can be my assistant. I have trouble reaching the high spots on the walls, you can help. Now get to the men’s room in corridor C and clean up the vomit from the kids who have been reading this strip.

Jaquan’s been in the NBA about 8 years now. So has he NEVER lived up to expectations (Sam Bowie) or does he just resent the fact that there ARE expectations. He seems confused by the concept of being a professional athlete.

Since the average salary in the NBA is $6.2m/yr, JQ has the money to buy the rights to GIL THORP, and move it from Milford to, I dunno, Los Angeles or somewhere. Where peacocks aren’t roaming the street, and Gil can get his due, and be recognized for being a multiple-time State Champion icon. Makes as much sense as the rich-man’s angst we are suffering through.

Expectation proof? Easy, get a job at the Milford Car Wash vacuuming out SUVs.

In all reality , speaking of not meeting expectations how do you think his team owner feels when the over rated under achiever cashes his paycheck

You want a life that’s expectation proof, Jaquan? Become the next coach at Milford. Hell, they don’t even expect you to show up!