Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 28, 2017

She’s not just barking, she’s communicating. He’ll be All-Pro in no time.

Energy = mass * shoulders squared

Now that we’re here? Where else have they been?

In all reality , this morning’s Milford Trumpet headline FBI Joins Hunt For Missing Coaching Staff Burns To Be Named Head Coach

“How much do you know about brain surgery? Because I need a lobotomy.” State Champion Thorp seen hawking GIL mugs at weekend flea market. When asked, he said he thought football season started in December.

So, who was The Don’s coach at UVA? Perhaps Pete Gillian, noted for the quote, “Duke is Duke. They’re on TV more than Let it to Bea-vah reruns.”

Maybe tomorrow he’ll ask the question we’re all waiting for: What would you think of my chances to be an NFL Water-boy?

I don’t know who did the heartsie, but I bet it was because of the look in her eyes in P-1

I have to go all the way back to the peacock story to think of one as dumb and unlikely as this one. “I wanna play in the NFL…better ask this 115 lb teenage girl for advice then”

P1: looks like they are folding an episode of True Blood into this story too

You jab your left foot in

You jab your left foot out

You square your shoulders up

And explode all about

P1, Now that we’re here? You guys have been on the field for weeks.

P2, Jaquan hates to see Heather go, but he loves to watch her walk away.

P3, Yeah, his NBA nickname was The Butcher.

P4: “…go out for a pass….keep going… a little bit more…yeah, more…keep going…don’t stop until I tell you to..go on…more…”

Still trying to figure out if “a PASSable amount” was supposed to be a bad pun. Let’s ask our resident expert. EB?

in the color version her blue eyes allow you to see deep into her soul

Been gone a few days. Reviewing the weekend comments, I went back to Friday and was very excited to see that nobody heartsied Friday’s strip! That hasn’t happened in a long time. And nobody better go back and heartsy it now!