Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2017

You can punch them and then pardon yourself.

Everyone in the White House is so polite these days.

They are all saying, “Pardon Me.”

Time for a “Match Game” moment:

“Dumb Donald is so dumb…”

How dumb is he?

“The last time he gave a speech, he held the microphone up to his [blank].”

dRUMPf’s supporters are just as MORONIC as the BIGOTedDOOFUS-in-chief.

Franklin Roosevelt???

“other side: fine to punch people you disagree with” so they have something in common there.

Before this nightmare is over, it WON’T be illegal anymore to punch a journalist. Or, if that journalist is a woman, you can always grab her by the….you-know-what.

““[Reconstruction government was detested] not because the Republican Party was dreaded but because the dominance of an ignorant and inferior race was justly dreaded.” – Woodrow Wilson

Yes, our “president” IS a rat…

I would vote for President Rat.

Rat just said what most of them were probably thinking.

You can’t punch them in the head, so kick them in the Oompa Loompas instead.

ANY character drawn in this strip would make a better president than Rump.

Just as bad as “When is tee time?”

You left out the Lincoln writings where he shut down 300 newspapers and had journalists who disagreed with him arrested. So much more civilized that punching them in the head, n’est pas?

Nixon didn’t go insane until shortly before resigning in disgrace, and even then his insanity was only temporary. The current lunatic, however………..

I’m a Receptionist and we get a lot of hate as well. Apparently we are “rude” and “unhelpful”

I’m not a Dr’s Receptionist. They really do it get it at every side!

xxx

Covfeffe?

Thomas Jefferson was not President when he penned the Declaration of Independence.

Let the Antifa nazis take care of the Rough Stuff. They’re happy to “play” for pay. Even Democrats are now decrying them as terroristic and violent outlaws.

“Outlawry”: now there’s a concept whose time may be coming again all too soon….

Ned Dickens: Life’s an itch, but I can handle it.