Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 30, 2017

You can see that one’s gonna get toasted before the evening’s out.

It will be a whirlwind romance until someone gets burnt.

Just keep the crumbs out of the bed.

It will never work out. He’s AC, she’s DC. They’re polar opposites.

If the place starts to shakin’, no tell what they’re makin’

He’s a brave little toaster, asking her such pointe questions.

His last girlfriend was toast; that blender has a lot of competition.

I proposed a toast, not proposed to a toaster.

certainly a different blend of date…