I attended a class at our church that encouraged us to get in touch with our spirituality by getting off what the instructor called, “The Hamster Wheel of Life” every now and then. I told him that the metaphor did not apply to me since I’m a free-range hamster.
oldpine52 over 7 years ago
What’s he in for? jaywalking? disturbing the peace? or maybe being too henpecked?
Farside99 over 7 years ago
He crossed the road. Across a double yellow line. Plus “creating a nuisance” thrown in at the last.
DanFlak over 7 years ago
I attended a class at our church that encouraged us to get in touch with our spirituality by getting off what the instructor called, “The Hamster Wheel of Life” every now and then. I told him that the metaphor did not apply to me since I’m a free-range hamster.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 7 years ago
I don’t know…that guard looks a tad hungry…
pcolli over 7 years ago
Prison – otherwise known as “deep litter”.
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
if they send him to the chair will he be fried chicken…?
comics guy 47 about 7 years ago
They might make soup out of him… he’s already “in stir”.