WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 25, 2017

Um, don’t forget that license to kill includes women too.

That’ll make his Walther PPK wilt.

If he had known then what he would know now he would have moved back to Scotland, boarded up the house with himself inside.

and another thing, sir—-if you want your drink shaken, shake it yourself

There’s a reason Bond lost those last remaining scruples over shooting women…

No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to cry.

Surprised no one has mentioned his manspreading as well.

Run, James! RUN!

Coincidental that today is Sir Sean’s Birthday?

I hear he also has a learner’s permit to make out!