Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 13, 2017

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    BigNateRules!   about 7 years ago

    I love the creativity.

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    Silica Gel  about 7 years ago

    Well, at least that felt satisfying for Nate…

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    TheGoodBro379  about 7 years ago

    It might be light tossed i get it Ms. Czerwicki U think a salad is a light tossed

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    (insert name here)  about 7 years ago

    lol

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    (insert name here)  about 7 years ago

    who want to question mrs.czerwicki about a detention slip?

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    BigNateFan  about 7 years ago

    Is it just me or are the big nate storylines becoming less interesting, Mr Peirce has done so well for 26 years though

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    Norman L Jones  about 7 years ago

    Detention card was red.. now white.

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    (insert name here)  about 7 years ago

    mr.peirce,i thought maybe you could perfect my nate poem,add a few more stanzas,give me some advice,and so on.this is the poem:hi!my name is m.c. nate,you all know that i am great!

    now,let’s start with some snack noodles,of all the food i like cheez doodles.sometimes i search the store in haste,just to find that lick ’smacking taste.

    there in aisle 9it’s just a doller and 39!just don’t let your money be wastedwhen a bag of doodles is prepared to be tasted!

    Then, of course, there’s the teachers,I’d see some of them on the bleachers.Even know they have bad features,They are still human creatures.

    The English teacher is Miss Clarke,She’s by far the best on the ark.She handles English just like somebody runnin’Once she starts she can never stops rollin’

    Next on the best list is Coach Calhoun,He runs faster than a huge typhoon.He’s our phys. Ed. Teacher and he’s a born sport’s player. He’s also our little league coach with a lot more features.

    And we couldn’t forget Mr. Rosa,And the worst teacher who’s name is Godzilla!Mr. Rosa rocked the classroom with artsBut all Godzilla leave is farts.

    Now we couldn’t forget my friends,Francis and teddy are everlasting trends.And then there’s Dee-Dee and Chad, And still there’s Jenny and Shelia.

    Francis is actually kind of geeky,The knowledge he knows is also freaky.I know all the NBA’s winners,He knows alpaca wool comes in 22 colors.

    Teddy is definitely number1-a,Why? You’ll probably say?We may like different kinds of baysBut we both are legends of prank day.

    Jenny is my dream girl for 5 years,When she dates Artur I don’t think it’s fair.These years she ignore me like a feather,Burt soon she’ll know we’re destined together.

    Now I will stop my rapping,Not because there’s not enough clapping.Then why? You might ask with hesitation,Because it’s officially summer vacation!!

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    minyman17  about 7 years ago

    he always does this.

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    (insert name here)  about 7 years ago

    did the detention slip says “explode”???

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    Muffin grenade!

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    HUGENate88  over 5 years ago

    I once got in trouble for “hoarding dojo points”

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    DM9001  over 4 years ago

    I think Nate’s right. It’s not like it’ll hurt or anything!

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    Young Dagger D*ck  over 3 years ago

    Throwing a muffin thats legendary

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    Grandmaster3(RIP Juice)  over 3 years ago

    I always hated corn muffins

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    220001492  about 2 years ago

    Dang nate, man is a menace to society

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    STUFF ENJOYER  7 months ago

    Nate, Nate, Nate.

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