Since they are not individually wrapped (for safety and security), even moms would toss those whole wheat fig bars! –Sorry, Gary; we know you’re a Reform vampire, but you don’t quite yet have the “suburban living” thing down perfectly!
He’s running because he took a look in his bag, got a whiff of some fresh, unprocessed and preservative-free healthy snack, and panicked. He’s probably never eaten anything healthy in his life.
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Since they are not individually wrapped (for safety and security), even moms would toss those whole wheat fig bars! –Sorry, Gary; we know you’re a Reform vampire, but you don’t quite yet have the “suburban living” thing down perfectly!
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
At least he gives a fig.
thetraveller4 about 14 years ago
Best way to terrorize kids…tell ‘em it’s good for them!
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Oh no! Not healthy snacks! Gary! How could you be so evil?
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Why is he running? Because he doesn’t like the treat, or because the treat, is giving him the “runs”.
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
He’s running because he took a look in his bag, got a whiff of some fresh, unprocessed and preservative-free healthy snack, and panicked. He’s probably never eaten anything healthy in his life.
rockngolfer about 14 years ago
One former neighbor used to give popsicles. And it is normally 80 degrees on Halloween.
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
He’s almost doing the fig newton in the 3rd panel.
AladdinSane about 14 years ago
Go Figger
Yakety Sax about 14 years ago
My candy! Its…CONTAMINATED!
vawser about 14 years ago
Wrap the inside in the outside, is it good? bleeep tootin’!
We has seen the enemy almost 6 years ago
Is he running or does he have the trots?