Strange Brew by John Deering for August 30, 2017

And on the “Low” setting you can use it to heat your covfefe.

It’s the LAST one you’ll ever need! But WAIT! If you order right now, we’ll send you a second one for free, just pay separate shipping and handling!

I call the mute button on my remote, the “Billy Mays Memorial Button” in honor of the late pitchman.

Don’t order! It’s a trap!

How can they drink anything wearing that stuff?

Poor Darth . . . reduced to an infomercial! LOL

A free mini Death Star goes to the first 500 callers.

That’s a shopping channel I’d watch!