Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 28, 2017

how lame… a (pre)teen using a kiddy pool

Tony asked,about 4 hours ago Do you swim?

My laptop isn’t waterproof.

I’m glad its obvious that’s a hose.

The deep end, Elliot, is what you’re perilously close to diving into, head first.

And yes, I can swim… um…. maybe….

at least I could swim…. last time I tried.

If it’s like what they say about riding a bicycle…..

that you never forget….

I should still be able to do both…. but I don’t think I’ve tested those skills since the 20th century.

Yup, but now I mostly just float.

Pete didn’t get his Christmas bonus from Tony and Gary last year.

To see the color version, go to avant gauche on facespace and scroll down….

a lot

[[[sigh-h-h-h…]]]

After a week of fresh material, we’re back to reruns…

I can sort of swim underwater but it isn’t pretty so I try not to do it often.

It’s practically September for Pete’s sake!