Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 20, 2017

the balls probably reached triple digits

I think Nates goalie skills are already on but not working

With that attitude, I get why Nate hasn’t won any games recently…

Funny. But Nate might not think so by the end of this game.

maybe there’s a wacky pot twist

That’s all you can do Nate. When you win all it means is a) A lot of balls hit you in the face; or b) The rest of the team does really good.

I would like to see this team that they’re playing go up against Jefferson.

Nate’s team is going to get smoked.

alright, Nate, if you’re so great, show it!

‘Relax i’ll turn it on during the game’ Famous last words as goalie indeed

Have any girls ever played with or against Nate in soccer?

Nate’s team is going to go down faster than nick cannon’s rap career

he’s probably playing against rocks

um…shouldn’t nate turn his warm up on a little sooner?

yes

That goal’s got a lot of balls! (sorry, couldn’t resist)

Jeppers is that all the soccer balls on the field nate ya need to pay more attention

https://big-nate-comments.fandom.com/wiki/Joe_Moraliste:_Infinity_Poll

Bruh.