Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 08, 2017

I hate fwat wips, pwetty or not.

But Ms. McMasters, we pummeled his fists with our faces!

Wow, getting your butt kicked and not being paid for it? Rip, you should at least give them a,‘I got my butt KA-KICKED by Rip Haywire!’ coupon…good for a meal at Ihop or Buster and Dave’s!

I got my butt kicked by Rip Haywire and I didn’t even get the lousy T-Shirt.

Getting beat up for free is not a pleasant experience. Even worse would be having to ,pay to get beat up.

And the Dragoncat Award for Best LMAO goes to Dan Thompson for inspiring the funniest commentary list of the day.

You guys are priceless…

@ I am Cartoon Lady – I would recommend the coupons for Dairy Queen or Sonic. At least you don’t need teeth to enjoy ice cream.

By the way… When is Opposite Day?

Stay tuned to hear the Saga of Starlight, narrated by Elmer Fudd.

That’s it. I’m done. See you tomorrow!