Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2017

Rat a joke you might be appreciate:

A sadist and a masochist are walking down the street. The masochist says to the sadist, “punch me.”

The sadist says, “no.”

I saw a pun coming from the first panel — did anyone else?

As long as Pig wants to include his Bones records in that collection, you probably won’t see even one Beatles record there. They say that an Apple a day keeps the doctor away.

My guess is that DeForest Kelley was a much better singer than Shatner.

Come flail away, come flail away, come flail away with meee…

I once noticed a stack of LPs at a secondhand book store, with the first Moody Blues album right on top. I held it up and called out to nobody in particular, “Hey, look! Denny Laine was in another band before Wings!”

yeah, saw it a mile away.

Not to worry Pig. “The Word” will never hurt you. They just want to bring you some “Soul Food”.

Brain…melting…whataworld. whataworld!

Back in high school, in the sci-fi club, we listened to a record of Leonard Nimoy reading “The Cask of Amontillado” by Edgar Allan Poe. He couldn’t act on the record, either…….

Is he singing “Row Row Row You Boat” accompanied by a Vulcan harp?

The Rolling Stones? Noooooooo!

The Beatles every time!

xxx

“Dammit, Pig, I’m a doctor, not a singer!”

You want to pee yourself? Listen to Shatner reciting Edgar Allan Poe’s, “The Raven”.

He’s dead Jim.

Grotesquely funny, these puns by Cartoon-Boy, and yet I am inclined to react to them as Rat does. Does that make me misanthropic?

AACK! I saw a pun coming, but so should’ve guessed it. Shame on me. This one was pretty darn good, though.

I was gonna say, Sisyphos: And just think—Cartoon Boy gets paid to write/draw this stuff …

But Rat’s baseball bat will!