Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 12, 2017

If Brewster was paying bills for, say, 30 years, each bill would be $18 overpaid.

“Brewster, you don’t have to pay for an elevator pass!”

“Good idea. I’ll take the stairs!”

“That’s not what I—”

“It only costs a third as much…”

Glad I don’t deal with morons on a daily basis.

@Josh Lyons So you choose to deal with us only once in awhile? Aaaww, now we feel all rejected…. (shuffle sadly & kicks can)

@Moon Child Well, y’know what they say…

“Great minds think alike,

and

fools seldom differ.”

I can feel the rubber-band stretching to get to that joke… ☺

I initially read his “time” as “dime.”