FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 23, 2010
Transcript:
Roger: Andy, would it ill you to let your mother help you a little bit? A tiny bit? A fraction of a bit? A microscopic bit? It would really make her happy.... not to mention the rest of us. Andy: Could you put more water in this baster? The turkey's flaming up again.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
Well, at least it isn’t a tofurkey …
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
Hope there’s a good restaurant with a Thanksgiving buffett nearby.
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
Its going to be take out thanksgiving. Face it Andy, your terrible cook. Just accept it and move on.
Dkram almost 14 years ago
They can do two things:
Call the Fire Dep’t.
Eat out.
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twj0729 almost 14 years ago
Poor Andy, she’s trying so hard. It’s hard to admit that you’re just not good at somethings!
treBsdrawkcaB almost 14 years ago
“Where there’s smoke, there’s dinner”.
“This isn’t over-cooked turkey! It’s under-burnt charcoal!”
“If at first you don’t succeed, failure just might be your style.” “If you cannot learn to do things well, learn to enjoy doing them poorly”. - www.despair.com
treBsdrawkcaB almost 14 years ago
Where’s the nearest Home Town Buffet?
POPPA1956 almost 14 years ago
Basting the turkey in vodka or cognac will do that.
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
If one eats out they need to tip big time for others required to work for Thanksgiving.
Destiny23 almost 14 years ago
“Who wants dark meat??”
rgcviper almost 14 years ago
But, is it a turducken?