Pickles by Brian Crane for September 18, 2017

Came to work on day and my boss said she’d lost her ring while cleaning up after a kid’s party. “It must be in the dumpster, find it.”

Last panel: Oh, NOW you tell him?! (It’s those darn senior moments I bet.)

Earl appears to be just past the tipping point. It’s either head first into the bin or the bin falls over with him inside.

I came home the other day and “lost” my keys. It turned out they were in my other hand with the day’s mail.

Ever since my wife bought a new car she is constantly misplacing the key fob. I hope she never actually loses the thing as it cost quite a few $$$$$$$$$$$$.

Future self must have come back in time and put them there.

I think Opal did this on purpose as a prank.

I was living in an apartment complex that had a huge dumpster in the parking lot. I had just finished a painting job when I realised that I’d thrown my engagement ring away with the newspapers I’d used to cover the countertops . It was about midnight when I could be found deep inside the dumpster, with a flashlight, sifting carefully through the trash. I found it!

I miss the good old days when you could simply duplicate a car key!

I must admit to confusion. If SHE lost HER keys in the trash, why is HE LOOKING for them in the trash?

Try explaining to a McDonald’s employee that your keys were laying on the tray. Apparently once you have dumped your tray, everything in the trash is theirs.

Methinks this is a good example of where the saying: “the urge to kill” comes from !!!

The “key” to a successful marriage is taking risks for one another.

xxx