Monty by Jim Meddick for September 21, 2017

Everything is a trade-off.

How long do parrots live? I’m feeling bad for the feathered friend right now.

We’re all gonna die. Moondog’s gonna die wearing a flowered shirt and cargo shorts. Better than Eleanor Rigby.

Don’t forget the picket fence, two kids and a dog.

Wake up Moondogy, a few more years? Is that dog years?

I understand what you’re saying, Moonie. I’m a old guy who never married, and I’m content.

But I don’t have or need a Neutered Nook!