That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 05, 2017

“You can look but you can’t touch unless you give me Croatia.”

Honey … my father would like to watch.

Her name is t’Ruth… as in the naked t’Ruth.

That French painter’s a real Moench!

“Son, I told you oysters weren’t really an aphrodisiac”

Uneven tan, the danger of falling asleep in the sun.

“Now, how are you going to explain her corpse to your wife?

The NC-17 version of Goldilocks

Here we go again: Gyges and Candaules. “You gotta get a look at my wife, man. She is soooo hot!” Civil war ensues. It’s in Herodotus; just google it.

“Buy this bed for 4 easy payments of $49.99, and I’ll throw in the model for free!”

Thinest sheet i have ever seen.

Usually there’s a caption or two in comments as good as (or even better than) Melcher’s . . . but today I think he’s got you beat!

When you kiss her she turns into a frog.

2 URLs (each is one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Charles-Victoire-Frederic_Moench_-_The_Wife_of_King_Candaules_(1846).jpg

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most webpages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting, as well as a description.

https://books.google.com/books?id=V6IZAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA160#v=onepage&q&f=false

has a short bio of this artist.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1773 (September 4, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

Hmmm…maybe you’re right, Dad. Maybe I AM straight…

@Number Six: You’re good, Bruh, you’re good….

Where’s the king pushing the other guy’s hand?