Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 21, 1998
Transcript:
Duke: Okay, son, just walk him down to the station house. Get a receipt and meet me at the usual place... Earl: Okay, dad! Zeke: Hold it, Duke...how come the kid's taking me in and not you? Duke: Because I still have some issues with the law. Zeke: "Issues"? Hey, wait a minute... Duke: Remember, if he bolts, aim for the knees. He's not worth a penny dead. Earl: I won't let you down, Dad! Zeke: Hey! Duke! You jumped bail, too, didn't you? Didn't you? Earl: Pipe down! He's just trying to feed his family.