Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 20, 1998
Transcript:
Sam: Zonker, do you think that one day I could grow up to be a hippie like you were? Zonker: I don't think so, Sam. The conditions aren't right. To have a counterculture, you have to have intact institutions to challenge...unfortunately, there aren't any left. What we need is someone with enough moral authority to build them back up again! Sam: Like who? Zonker: Well, like Joe Dimaggio. Someone like that. Sam: Think he'd take the job?