In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for October 15, 2017

loudest stall tactic ever

Thinks he’s Johnny Mathis?

Someone should hand them the sheet music. It’s the national anthem, not bend it like Beckham.

Well, he must pretty good lungs to hold a note that long.

Our war weapons contractor’s anthem. We have better to choose from.

Like the Mel Brooks movie where the prompter misunderstands a dramatic pause, and prompts Hamlet with “Or not to be..”.

Home me?