Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 27, 2017

I knew it! There has never been a good lavender-scented soap.

Better than Lava’s scent…

Weird Al’s next parody song: Soap Gets In Your Eyes

Careful now boys, he could slip right through your fingers!

He’s not going to like prison… They’ll carve him into the shape of a gun and paint him with black shoe polish. (What were you thinking?)

Not feeling too slick right now, are you?

Another bad guy all washed up.

Some kind of opera…

Once in prison, most of the gangs won’t help him escape. But the Irish will spring him.

They still have to be careful. His ol’ lady “Lovey” Dovey may try to break him out…

Don’t worry bandit, it’ll all come out in the wash.

I hate it when I get me in my eyes.

He claimed he was never at the scene of the crime. His lawyer argued that the charges were baseless.