Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 25, 2017

That soap bandit looks pretty slippery.

Soap bandits lye a lot…

Dial 9-1-1…

Better start checking all the bars.

I heard his partner in crime is quite a dish.

You can catch him, but he’ll never come clean.

You can try to arrest him, but when his accomplices completely surround you you’ll still end up with…. ring around the collar!

Better call lootenant Cliff for backup.

And his partner in crime, Bubbles…

If you get him worked up into a lather, you can flush him out with water.

When Soapy the Germ Fighter goes bad.

Sudsy Malone.

So, he’s guilty of money laundering?

This is a job for Auntie Bacterium.

He’ll drop himself in prison.

He’s scum. He should hang from a rope.

We should lock Rickard and Pastis in the same room, see who claws his own eyes out first.

It’ll all come out in the wash….

Known aliases: “Soapy” Dial; “Irish” Spring; “Gritty” Lava; “Lux” Luther; “Lifer” Boy; “Pally” Molive; “Whitey” Dove…

All of those soap people look alike to me.

Well, cleanliness is next to godliness, but if you think for a minute that putting him through the wringer will be a detergent to crime, well lets just say the Tide is about to turn and no one will be Cheer-ing. The Dawn of the purge is upon us and y’all will be scrubbed from your Ivory towers. Try as you might to Dial it back, but no amount of Caress or Dove will turn this back to an Irish Spring, and there is little to Gain from trying. Have a Fab day!

Susan Sunshine, thought you would have started this round with your clever comments.

You ain’t heard it from me, but word on the street is, you’ll find him in a bar…