Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 23, 2017

What a joke on Pelwecki after he practiced 30-yard pass routes all summer.

As the King once said- a little less conversation a little more action please.

Does Moose wear #11 when he plays fullback and a lineman’s number when at right guard? With no team speed this year, allegedly, GilPa can save the budget by not buying tear away jerseys.

In all reality , Ms Ducey asks did you see Rick Soto’s stunning performance at the Elks , isn’t he wasting his time with football , how do you think his uncle will react when he gets a concussion ?

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Wow, that’s two weeks in a row that Gil has cracked a funny. Rick Soto better be careful. We may have a new winner when the local Talent Show Tent moves to the VFW. Gil has always been known as a Stand Up kind of guy.

Margi, making an appearance for the second day in a row. Usually she’s restricted to one day for each Milford sports season. Clearly, a stalling tactic by R&W. Next week, The Bonfire Of The Banalities and maybe Friday, Rick(ey) in his dual role of left tackle and National Anthem singer.

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Let’s hope for Gil’s sake that Jim Brown isn’t reading this.

Ah, for the days of Larry Csonka or John Riggins. That position has certainly fallen on hard times, now that the backfield consists of “QB, Running Back, third End, and third Guard (with ambition)”.

It’s good to know that Gil’s clipboard likes the linebackers. But you think her purse really cares?

Gil’s phraseology is a little weird. Kind of like Belichick saying, “Especially with Tom Brady, I like our quarterbacks.”