Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 22, 1998

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Duke: N.B.A. orphans? Honey, what the hell are N.B.A. orphans? Honey: The out-of-wedlock kids of pro players, sir. Their moms park them here while they look for work or sue the fathers for child support. Of course, the problem isn't just confined to basketball, so we also accept kids from the worlds of football, baseball, hockey - even golf! Duke: Golf? Golfers attract groupies? Honey: Of course not, but their caddies do.