Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 14, 1998

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Duke: No...no...no! Why am I facing a firing squad again? Earl: Honey, you don't think dad will really kick out all the kids, do you? Honey: Without question, young Earl. Earl: How can you be so sure? Honey: Because I know your father better than anyone alive. He's extremely predictable. Earl: Really? Duke: That's ridiculous! Honey: Here, I'll show you. I'm writing down what he'll do next. Just hold on to it. Earl: Okay. Duke: Is this one of your weasely oriental tricks? Honey: Read. Earl: "He will utter a racial slur."