Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 27, 1998

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Alex: Popster, how could we be spending this much? Mike: Well, a lot of it's payroll. We have two guys working in the garage and 20 more from their homes. But don't worry, Honey - I'm meeting with Uncle Bernie today, and I'm sure he'll eventually come through with another round of financing! Alex: But what if we run out of money before then? Mike: Actually, we already have. Everyone's working for stock options. Do you know what stock options are? Alex: Sure! They're like lottery tickets. Right? Mike: Shhh!