Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 18, 1998

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Roland: Coming up - future schlock...unfiltered for your titillation! Voice from television: Coming up - more salacious revelations that are nothing short of shocking! Shocking! Roland: To anyone but him. Rick: What do you mean? Roland: Oh, c'mon. Alley-catting is a way of life for your typical on-air news star. It's practically a perogative. Rick: Is that right? Roland: Yup. Not one that I personally have exercised, of course. In all my years of globe-trotting, I've never had an extramarital affair! Never even come close! Rick: Really? Roland: Yup. Rick: Why not? Roland: Well, they never say, but I think my baritone's a little intimidating.