Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 16, 1998
Transcript:
Darren: Say, Zipper, you going to any of the fraternity pledge parties tonight? Zipper: I dunno...think I should? Darren: Sure! Come by Phi Phat - we're the only dry house on campus. Zipper: No alcohol? I like the sound of that! Darren: Well, I thought you might. Zipper: Wait a minute! Aren't you guys sanctimonious and boring? Darren: A common misconception.