Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 25, 1998

Transcript:

Zipper: Uncle Z, couldn't I just buy my paper off the web? Zonker: Sure, but at what cost? Think about it! Zipper: Sigh. You're right. If I got caught buying papers, they'd toss me out of school. Zonker: Correcto, nephew. And if they don't catch you, you'll pass your courses and be forced to graduate! Zipper: Whoa...so it's really a lose-lose solution! Zonker: Right. Plus you got your moral consequences.