Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2017

How can Moondog be the president of the Jimmy Buffett fan club with a room like that? Does anyone smell “Lillac”?

I read a tip in a “ladies’ magazine” that said instead of expensive perfume, put a drop of vanilla extract behind your ears, because men love that smell. I figured out that a) vanilla extract can be more expensive per ounce than many perfumes, and b), it would make me crave cookies.

Funny.

Aww, ain’t that sweet? Pilsner’s as loyal as a beagle.

‘Mano’ as in ‘hand?’

Interesting that Monty knows what pumpkin vanilla potpourri smells like.

I have never yet smelled pumpkin-vanilla potpourri.

Monty is suspicious, but if Moondog and Pilsner can keep the lid on, they should survive this potential exposé….