That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 13, 2017

“Don’t I get one final conjugal visit?”

I like them not too short, and the cuticles need trimming.

Even at Gettysberg, Lincoln insisted on bringing his tailor along.

Murry Flemkin, The first scientist to wonder why asteroids always land in craters.

Arnie Dreyfus, who though that you could get a “stay of execution” just by hollering, “Stay! STAY!”

Directing troops to the clothing store having the All Whites Sale.

“Someone left a cake out in the rain” He sang!!!

“Over there…it’s Elvis!”

Harold’s last minute of winning “King of the Hill”

If I’m to be shot, you guys might want to stand over there!

3 URLs (each is one line):

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1848_Steffeck_Robert_Blums_Ende_anagoria.JPG

(best viewed by Google Chrome – can translate most pages if necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly legal letter size, oil on panel painting.

https://androom.home.xs4all.nl/biography/p013165.htm

has info about this artist. So far, 2 works by him have been used here.

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2012/03/27?comments=visible

has the prior strip (which, sadly, still has no active hyperlinks @#$%&!).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1779 (September 12, 2017) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment; so, I won’t point to it here.

“♫ Non, je ne regrette rien ♪”

“Yeah Bob, I’m pretty sure that a “half hadoken” is not a thing. And besides that’s only in video games anyway." Bang!

Dude, did you ever hear the saying, “When you’re in a hole, stop digging?”

That’s what he gets for trying to make white the new black.

“I’m a little teapot short and stout,here is my handle, here is my spout!”