The cast of characters are universally interchangeable. Mrs. Soto=Kevin Pelwecki, Rickey Soto=John Pascoe and creepy Uncle Gary=Marty Moon. Even Heather Burns morphed from a butterface Senior 3rd string tight end into Mimi’s younger self. No more Darwin brothers, Max Bacon, BStatWhiz, BBK or Max Ortiz. Even Barry Bader beat it out of town, probably attending a juco. No bonfire this year, again. No postgame handshake between GilPa and Tod. Next thing you know, no holiday greetings panel from 1st family of Milford.
Is her excitement from the game or what’s happening in P1? Inquiring ants need to know.
P2, I’m fine other than the EES and the usual soreness from the shower, why?
P3, Uncle Tonoose, “From the way you’re groping your mom, you know, my sister, I’m just wondering WTF is wrong with you. But don’t worry, it’s probably just me. And the readers.”
Oh brother. So he’s going to try to convince him he has a concussion, despite him not actually getting hurt during the game. How dumb does he think the kid is? Oh wait, he goes to Milford, never mind. And speaking of dumb, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is ready.
dutchpuppy about 7 years ago
After singing late into the night in a smokey club, “Ricky, your eyes look a little cloudy.”
Mr Reality about 7 years ago
In all reality , Gee Uncle Gary I was practicing singing Smoke Gets In Your Eyes using a Smoke machine for special effects and maybe I overdid it.
miffedmax about 7 years ago
Is he hugging Pelwicki or his mom in P1?
bearwku82 about 7 years ago
The cast of characters are universally interchangeable. Mrs. Soto=Kevin Pelwecki, Rickey Soto=John Pascoe and creepy Uncle Gary=Marty Moon. Even Heather Burns morphed from a butterface Senior 3rd string tight end into Mimi’s younger self. No more Darwin brothers, Max Bacon, BStatWhiz, BBK or Max Ortiz. Even Barry Bader beat it out of town, probably attending a juco. No bonfire this year, again. No postgame handshake between GilPa and Tod. Next thing you know, no holiday greetings panel from 1st family of Milford.
stealth694 about 7 years ago
What is it about " Uncle Gary" that reminds me of a Politician or a Pimp??
sweetg1 about 7 years ago
Of course his eyes look cloudy. What do your eyes look like after a victory and a Milford shower?
jslabotnik about 7 years ago
Subtle, Uncle Gary, subtle
chiphilton about 7 years ago
Another lost letter today. Rickey has become Ricky, joining Fillion/Filion. What’s next, Marty Mon?
twainreader about 7 years ago
P-3: Cumulus?
tcar-1 about 7 years ago
As Carly put it so many years ago:
“I had some dreams, there were clouds in my coffee. Clouds in my coffee, and ……”
TheBrownStarfish about 7 years ago
P2, I’m fine other than the EES and the usual soreness from the shower, why?
P3, Uncle Tonoose, “From the way you’re groping your mom, you know, my sister, I’m just wondering WTF is wrong with you. But don’t worry, it’s probably just me. And the readers.”
Mopman about 7 years ago
Oh brother. So he’s going to try to convince him he has a concussion, despite him not actually getting hurt during the game. How dumb does he think the kid is? Oh wait, he goes to Milford, never mind. And speaking of dumb, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is ready.
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