In Security by Bea R. for October 05, 2017

Best to focus, Sam.

Someone’s gonna get hurt …

“Hike!”

And then everyone but EVERYONE wound up in the hospital.

Why are Sam’s ears so pointy?

Spearing with one’s helmet is against the rules.

It looks you don’t know your wife very well, Sam.

“She’ll get hurt.” Says the guy who almost got his back broken to keep him from playing football.

Getting back to MMA football! Lets get ready to RUMBLE!

In this corner is Hubbs, Named after the Hubble Telescope, his momma called him that because he weighed that much a birth! A man of few syllables and a master of hairy knuckle dragging grappling!

And his opponent weighing in at 85 lbs wet, maybe 95 with the helmet, is Sedine! A master of high heel Chim Chim, monkey style Kung Fu! Let the battle begin.

He’s going down like Skylab in the first!

Oorah! I love you added that Marine slogan! My wife is all of 5’ and she too was a Marine! So many similarities with Sedine. I think short women have more energy, which Sedine will definitely need playing football.

Sam… Sam… Focus on the game, Sam. Whatever you’re thinking in Panel Three can wait until you get home.

Hopefully…

Cute like a rabid bulldog.

Lawrd look at that face in the second panel. I’ll pass on playing football against her thank you very much. I hope someone has 911 on speed dial.

Must resist urge to say if that was a Jojo reference and look like an anime neeeeerd.. oh wait

A-HA! So we’re not the only ones who think Sedine looks cute in the helmet! (…and the cheerleader outfit) XD

Though that look of hers would freeze an Eskimo. Yikes!