Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 18, 2017

Now that’s just SAD!

Nice to know that you’re wanted.

Not always a positive, I’m at a stage where I’m more attractive to women my own age than I have ever been and it weirds me out a bit

I have not gotten better looking, at 55 I’m sure I looked better younger

I have kept all my hair (even though it has gone gray), and I’m very fit for my age

I have not increased attractiveness, it’s just that so many other guys have age have gone to seed

You should be feeling like a nice light snack.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

why does he keep calling his pal “chum”…?