Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 02, 2017

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 7 years ago

    How many kale chips does one need to last a year?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Preppers, I read that you can get a survival food kit at Costco for $1000. 6500 meals. Just an FYI!

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    Dee, Jon… Pardon me, but do you have to Poupon this guy’s parade?

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    PoodleGroomer  about 7 years ago

    Don’t forget chlorine tablets for the indoor pool/Jacuzzi.

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    Cerabooge  about 7 years ago

    Dehydrated pate? Is that anything like dried-out head cheese?

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Caviar keeps fine without being dehydrated.

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    jmcx4  about 7 years ago

    I don’t worry about survival. I live within 10 miles of Oak Ridge. I’ll either be one of the first zombies or gone on first impact.

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    Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a shelter /worthy of Kublai Khan’s Xanadu dome / plushy and swanky with poshy & panky / That affluent yankees can really call home // …

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