Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2017

Isn’t this like the third of forth time she has broken up with pig?

I shall now say the words that we are all thinking: BRING BACK SWEET FANNY!

Pig is so stupid and is the utensils plastic????

women are so hard to please! whats wrong with fingers?

Hope you like being single, if you’re that picky, Pigita. He even invited you over for dinner. That’s more than a lot of guys would do.

Nice to see that he dressed up for the occasion.

Hey, he’s bringing something!

How about some Pork chops? Whoops!

Either that or Pigmalion.

He brings BACON to the table!

Eat now…spork later…?

Hey… wait a minute. He invites her over for dinner, appears to have prepared the dinner, has “dressed” up, and she says he doesn’t bring anything to the table? Granted, pig isn’t the smartest guy around, but he’s not a do-nothing.

He entertains us with his stupidity. That’s what he brings, Pigita.

a little whine with those pearls, pigita?

Was she supposed to bring the food?

Repeat after me , Pig " There’s the door , don’t let it hit you in the a$$ " .

I hope that Stephan Pastis and his family are okay. He may have lost his home to the fire in Santa Rosa, California.

No spork.Foon?

I wonder whether Pigita and Larry’s wife used the same dating service.

She’s just a greased pig, Pig; you’ll never hold on to her.

Okay. Just get out of Pig’s pen, Pigita. Go! Be gone! And never darken Pig’s doorway again! You, Pigita, bring nothing to the table, despite your prideful airs! Get thee to a nunnery!

And now, Sherlock, it’s time to end the refrain and thrust home:

BRING BACK SWEET FANNY!

Spork is just Spam made with uncured pork…

What does Pigita bring to the relationship? I’ve never seen her do anything for Pig

How It’s Made Sporks episode: https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2017/01/29